Sorry for the paucity of updates around here. As usual, things come up and Diana goes elsewhere. I'm sure most of you are aware, but there was a death in my family about two weeks ago. My grandfather Ben (Dad's dad) passed away on July 9th. It was a blow to the whole family, and I think to his community as well. My Uncle Mike put together an absolutely fantastic montage of photos of Grandpa...you can check it out here should you be so inclined: Ben G. Hughes Memorial. I'm not really a writer, but Grandpa was a teacher, so for me, the best way I can remember him is to remember all the things he taught me growing up. For those who knew him, I'm sure he taught you a lot of the same things and plenty more besides. And for those who didn't...you missed out.
- Baking is the most important way to get ready for family coming to visit.
- Put the charges on the ions!!
- Any damn fool can play if he's got the cards.
- Sitting next to Kelson means you will always, ALWAYS get your aces trumped. Grumbling about this is customary. Shouting for help from his mother will not do you any good.
- Christmas is the most important holiday of the year.
- Collecting things is fun...showing off the collection is even more fun.
- Playing with little kids is fun...even if they are little monsters.
- The computer is a toy as well as a tool.
- It's a pain when someone else plays with your toys and puts them where you can't find them.
- ABBA is the best band ever. Period.
- Mama Mia is the best musical ever. See above.
- Singing/playing all the right notes is okay, but singing with attitude is far more important.
- The birthday song should never, ever be sung in key.
- If your coffee gets cold, just put it in the microwave. This can be done several times, with no bad effect on the coffee.
- All Hugheses are smart, talented, attractive, and fun. This is a direct result of Ben's genes and careful influence.
- It is perfectly acceptable to wear black socks with sandals and shorts, so long as the socks are pulled up as far as they will go.
- Suspenders are sexy. Yes they are, shut up.
- Don't be condescending when speaking to children. They're smarter than they look...and probably smarter than you are.
- There is no such thing as a stranger...there are only people who haven't seen pictures of your grandkids yet.
- Board games are fun, card games are better. Really, though, it's just important to sit around a table to eat, tell stories, and play with people you like.
- Baking is essentially chemistry. That's why it's so fun.
- Organic chemistry, however, is not fun.
- It's okay to like science fiction. It just means you're smart.
- Families should always be expanding. If nobody is having babies, start adopting other people's kids.
- When your baby teeth fall out, they don't come back in.
- Teenagers are difficult to be around, but deserving of as much understanding and support as we can give them. Embarrass them in public whenever you get the chance.
- Laughter is the best medicine. It is also an excellent hobby, form of exercise, and method of communication. Laugh more.
- Pets (read: cats) are the same thing as kids. All should have their portrait tucked in your wallet.
- Friends are like family. Treat them as such.
- Stories are meant to be told. Often, and to whoever will listen.